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Title : Blondes Have More Guns
Category: Movies

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Rating : 3.3
Buyer Review : 11









Review :
Wild and wacky

Wild and wacky sendup of such thrillers as Basic Instinct and Seven. Comedian Michael McGaharn is right on the money as Detective Harry Bates, quick with the one-liners and hot on the trail of a serial killer. In true B-movie fashion, Harry falls for the prime suspect, a mysterious woman named Montana, (Elizabeth Key, blonde and then some). The best part is that none of this is taken with a grain of salt. George Merriweather is the genius behind this project.

Better than Airplane

This was one of the funniest films I have seen in a long time. There was a joke about every five seconds. The lead actor was hysterical. The pace was a little quick, and the video transfer did seem poor quality, but overall the film was well worth watching.

Blondes and Troma have such fun
A beautiful blonde, whose face we don't see, is sitting atop a man, his hands tied to the bed. Sound familiar? Well, instead of an ice pick, she uses a chainsaw, and guess what? From the moment the message "This motion picture has been altered from its original format. It has been dubbed in Swahili", appears on screen, we know how serious this movie is.
The Concord Police Department investigates, with officers Dick Smoker and Harry Bates, the latter who find a clue through a wedding invitation. The blonde getting married is Montana Beaver, though via her marriage to loser architect Lyle Shotz, becomes Montana Beaver-Shotz. The exchange over this bit of info goes like this:
Smoker: It was a lovely ceremony Mrs. Beaver-Shotz.
Montana: Montana, please.
Smoker: It was a lovely Montana, Mrs. Beaver-Shotz.
Montana: The hyphen is silent.
Bates: You shouldn't try to hide it. You should be very proud to still have it on your wedding day.
Hyphen,...